Difference between revisions of "Pre-coffee"
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|desc=From the think tank that brought you the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide and the nearly impossible-to-detect "perpetually invisible ink," you can now get pre-coffee. Caffeine in its natural form. A cuppa joe, without the cup. Lightweight, transportable, so fast it puts the word "instant" to shame because it doesn't actually take any time at all; it's already there! | |desc=From the think tank that brought you the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide and the nearly impossible-to-detect "perpetually invisible ink," you can now get pre-coffee. Caffeine in its natural form. A cuppa joe, without the cup. Lightweight, transportable, so fast it puts the word "instant" to shame because it doesn't actually take any time at all; it's already there! | ||
− | On other words: yeah, it's a handful of coffee beans. It's a light roast of a particularly strong varietal, for what it's worth. | + | On{{typo}} other words: yeah, it's a handful of coffee beans. It's a light roast of a particularly strong varietal, for what it's worth. |
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
* [[Caffeine|Caffeination]] level of 3. | * [[Caffeine|Caffeination]] level of 3. | ||
+ | ==References== | ||
+ | * Refers to the {{wikipedia|dihydrogen monoxide hoax}}. |
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pre-coffee
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From the think tank that brought you the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide and the nearly impossible-to-detect "perpetually invisible ink," you can now get pre-coffee. Caffeine in its natural form. A cuppa joe, without the cup. Lightweight, transportable, so fast it puts the word "instant" to shame because it doesn't actually take any time at all; it's already there!
On[sic] other words: yeah, it's a handful of coffee beans. It's a light roast of a particularly strong varietal, for what it's worth.
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be traded or sold
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Contains caffeine ({{{caffeinefullness}}})
How Obtained
Exchange at Magnum Matlock MacGyver De-Mysterizers for 4 crimebusters IOUs
You munch on the pre-coffee. It needs a chocolate coating. Or some hot water. Possibly both.
Bedtime: +?-62-? minutes |
Using multiple: Missing, please report
Notes
- Caffeination level of 3.
References
- Refers to the dihydrogen monoxide hoax.