Lightning Rod Jones

Lightning Rod Jones

You are fighting Lightning Rod Jones.

This is one of Livia la Frostheim's trusted henchmen. The name and all the yellow he's wearing gives you a good idea of what to expect
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The scent of ozone fills your nose as another bolt slams into you. Next time you resolve to be the one who bolts first. (electric) damage
• Do you know what happens to a superhero that gets struck by lightning? The answer is "No, I don't remember a thing. Why do I hurt so much?" (electric) damage
• He shoots lightning out of his hands and blasts you. No fair! Lightning fingers! (electric) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The scent of ozone fills your nose, but you quickly spray some air freshener.
• He grabs you firmly, the crackling power makes your hair stick straight up, but little else.
• He shoots lightning out of his hands, but the metal floor grounds out his attack.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 69 chips.

You gain 90 experience.

You got an item: silver bracelet (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Immune to electric damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Underwater Base
  

Notes

• Becomes a one-time adventure once defeated.

References

• "The one who bolts first" is a reference to "the one who shoots first," related to the "Han shot first" meme.
• The second hit text is a reference to Storm's line in the X-men movie where she asks "Do you know what happens to a toad that gets struck by lightning?"