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* Refers to the real {{wikipedia|n-body problem}}. | * Refers to the real {{wikipedia|n-body problem}}. | ||
* The use message refers to Harry Nilsson's song {{wikipedia|One (Harry Nilsson song)|One}}. | |||
Revision as of 16:12, 1 June 2010
n-barreled shotgun (undecuple)
Plural: n-barreled shotgun (undecuple)s[sic]
To explain this object, you first need to posit a research physicist who is trying to solve the n-body problem, where n is a small prime number and 'body' is strictly limited to 'barrels on a shotgun'. Possibly you need to also assume the physicist comes from a lab in another dimension, where the number of barrels on a shotgun affects the projectile outcomes in significantly weird ways. It may not be necessary, but it certainly helps the calculations if you also assume the physicist is spherical. Don't ask me, that's just how it works.
The dial on the shotgun is currently set at 11. There are four other settings: 2, 3, 5, and 7.
June 2010 Item of the Month
Ranged weapon (Spray weapon)
Power: 150
Level Required: 15
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Usable
+5 extra ranged attack(s) per turn.
+3% of weapon damage returned as HP
How Obtained
Using n-barreled shotgun (septuple)
When Used
Deciding that all those barrels is too much kick, you dial the gun back down to what is reputedly the lonliest number.
You got an item: n-barreled shotgun (double) 
References
- Refers to the real n-body problem.
- The use message refers to Harry Nilsson's song One.