Difference between revisions of "Gonzo accountant"
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|desc=Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter. | |desc=Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter. | ||
|image=gonzo-accountant.gif | |image=gonzo-accountant.gif | ||
| − | | | + | |hit1=He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette.{{hitnote|element|fire|}}}} |
| + | |hit2=He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down. | ||
| + | |hit3=He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders. | ||
| + | |miss3=He whips out a bottle of ether and takes a deep huff. It's not really an effective "attack". | ||
|miss2=He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country." | |miss2=He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country." | ||
| − | | | + | |miss1=He pops several pills in preparation to attack, but he grabbed his downers by mistake. |
|pronoun=He | |pronoun=He | ||
|chips=''some'' | |chips=''some'' | ||
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|res={{res|acid|50|+}} | |res={{res|acid|50|+}} | ||
{{res|psychic|50}}}} | {{res|psychic|50}}}} | ||
| + | ==References== | ||
| + | * The second hit message mentions {{wikipedia|Vincent Black Shadow}}, a motorcycle model. | ||
Revision as of 01:01, 4 October 2010
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You are fighting a gonzo accountant.
Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He pops several pills and introduces you to the concept of accountant raaaaaaaaaaage! Primarily by poking you in the eye with his cigarette.element
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
Unspecified Message
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
Unspecified XP
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Unspecified Locations
|hit2=He peels out on his Vincent Black Shadow and runs you down. |hit3=He screams and claims that you're a lizard drinking all his booze and bludgeons you about the head and shoulders. |miss3=He whips out a bottle of ether and takes a deep huff. It's not really an effective "attack". |miss2=He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country." |miss1=He pops several pills in preparation to attack, but he grabbed his downers by mistake. |pronoun=He |chips=some |item1=swingline stapler|image1=swingline-stapler.gif |xp=125 |loc1=NCI Live building |loc2=Vincile building |res=50% weak to acid damage. 50% resistant to psychic damage.}}
References
- The second hit message mentions Vincent Black Shadow, a motorcycle model.
