Difference between revisions of "Inept engineer"
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|desc=How is this guy still employed? It's like he's trying to cash in on a severance package by being the worst and laziest employee in the whole company. Actually, that's not a bad plan. Wonder if you could manage that with your day job. | |desc=How is this guy still employed? It's like he's trying to cash in on a severance package by being the worst and laziest employee in the whole company. Actually, that's not a bad plan. Wonder if you could manage that with your day job. | ||
|image=inept-engineer.gif | |image=inept-engineer.gif | ||
| + | |hit1=He looks at his coffee mug and says, "Time for a warm-up," as he throws his cold coffee in your face.{{hitnote|{{element|ice|}}}} | ||
| + | |hit2=He mistakes you for his boss and starts telling you about his accomplishments. But they're really just mundane things. Oh, the banality!{{hitnote|{{element|psychic|}}}} | ||
| + | |hit3=He throws his coffee in your face, hoping it'll distract you from his slacking.{{hitnote|{{element|fire|}}}} | ||
|miss1=He looks at his coffee mug and shrugs, drinking the cold coffee. | |miss1=He looks at his coffee mug and shrugs, drinking the cold coffee. | ||
|miss2=He mistakes you for his boss and yelps, trying to slink away. | |miss2=He mistakes you for his boss and yelps, trying to slink away. | ||
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You are fighting an inept engineer.
How is this guy still employed? It's like he's trying to cash in on a severance package by being the worst and laziest employee in the whole company. Actually, that's not a bad plan. Wonder if you could manage that with your day job.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He looks at his coffee mug and says, "Time for a warm-up," as he throws his cold coffee in your face. (ice) damage
- He mistakes you for his boss and starts telling you about his accomplishments. But they're really just mundane things. Oh, the banality! (psychic) damage
- He throws his coffee in your face, hoping it'll distract you from his slacking. (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He looks at his coffee mug and shrugs, drinking the cold coffee.
- He mistakes you for his boss and yelps, trying to slink away.
- He throws his coffee in your face, but it's lukewarm at best.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 124 experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Slacking for Slackers 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: scorched coffee 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% weak to electric damage.50% resistant to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
