Difference between revisions of "Freelance teenager"

Freelance teenager

Obtained from: Jax 'Za

Duration: 60 min.

Ability: Causes attackers to miss.

Messages

• The teenager erupts with a strange utterance that sounds kind of like, "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb. Oh narf!" and tries to hide.
• Your teenage sidekick shouts, "Duck, <player_name>!" at exactly the right time. You duck, and your foe misses.
• Somewhere off to the size you can hear the teenager mutter, "Jinkies, I hope that baddie doesn't see me!"
• The teenager ineffectively shouts, "Zoinks, that looks dangerous!"
• The teenager whines, "Schnikes, this is getting serious. I shouldn't be here!"
• Your teenage sidekick gets really charged up, and shouts, "Holy moly articholey! I mean hokey smokey artichokey! I mean, wowsers! No, like, gadzooks! Or something!" Your opponent is so confused by the inane string of verbiage that no attack is possible.
  

Dismissal Message: You decide you're better off without a sidekick and shoo yours away.

References

• "Oh crikey, oh eck, oh crumb" is a reference to the character Penfold from the British cartoon DangerMouse
• In the same message, "narf" is one of many nonsense phrases uttered by Pinky from the Animaniacs skit (and later cartoon show), Pinky and the Brain.
• "Jinkies" is a catch-phrase of the character Velma from Scooby-Doo.
• "Zoinks" is a reference to the character Shaggy, also from Scooby-Doo.
• "Schnikes" is a phrase used by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy.
• "Wowsers" is Inspector Gadget's favorite exclamation, and his plucky niece Penny uses it on occasion as well.