Firefly and the Lightning Bug

Firefly and the Lightning Bug

You are fighting Firefly and the Lightning Bug.

To begin with, these guys have two different names for the same thing. On top of that, their glowing attacks are misnomers. The stuff they use is neither fire nor lightning, it's phosphorescence. Weaponized phosphorescence. What does that feel like, exactly? I don't know, let's call it electricity.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Getting revenge for their namesake bugs, Firefly hops into an SUV and guns it while Lightning Bug tosses you into the air so you smear across the vehicle's windshield. (electric) damage
• Lightning Bug sprays you with their special brand of "lightning" fluid. Unlike Peter Parker, he never runs out of the fluid in the middle of a fight. (electric) damage
• The two bugs toss you into their giant bug zapper of reverse justice. Zap! (electric) damage

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Firefly tries to squish you with his thumb as revenge for all those fallen lightning bugs, but having your butt pinched doesn't really bother you that much, considering the context.
• Lightning Bug tries to spray you with lightning fluid, but the sprayer is empty. Maybe a hillbilly drank it all.
• The duo tries to trap you in a glass jar to torture you, but you're much too big for the jar.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-63-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: firefly gloves (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.