Difference between revisions of "Cosmic jester"

What fools be we, mortals you and me, when caught by jest: tee-hee, tee-hee!

Level cap: 20

Full-time sidekick.
Obtained from: Rigoletto's Compleat Jester kit

Ability: Attacks, boosts spell damage, other benefits tuned by combat items

Messages

During combat the sidekick will sometimes attack, according to how it was tuned:

• Physical: <name> bops your opponent over the head with a rubber mallet. It seems innocent, but this rubber mallet is coated in lead. Your opponent takes X damage..^[sic]
• Psychic: <name> makes your opponent laugh until they cry, causing X (psychic) damage.
• Fire: <name> assautls^[sic] your opponet^[sic] with a barrage of flaming juggling pins, dealing X (fire) damage.

When tuned to Healing, sometimes at the end of combat:

<name> tells you a long and funny story about how he got this one scar. The story changes every time, and every time you laugh. Laughter, being the best medicine, gains you Y HP.

Notes

• Using a combat item gives a special message and tunes the sidekick:

When you produce the <item>, <name> grabs it, works it into a juggling routine, cavorting and saying <saying>

• Tuning remains until a new item is used and changes the tuning.
• Items tuning to Physical damage show the saying: "The most kindest cut of all is a jest that will not scar."

• Items tuning to Psychic damage show the saying: "A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, shall all our foes be soon."

• Items tuning to Fire damage show the saying: "As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of crime with words. Real fire works much better."