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|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children. | |desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children. | ||
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However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic. | However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic. | ||
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Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
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Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.
However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.
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August 2012 Item of the Month
Offhand Item
Power: 10
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+3% item drops
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during August of 2012.
- Available for 10 silver stars during August of 2012.
Unknown
Using multiple: Unspecified
Notes
- When bought:
