Guardian statue

guardian statue

You are fighting a guardian statue.

Here we have an enormous statue of... you. Actually, it's just a giant representation of your head. Weird.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It headbutts you. Well, what did you expect?

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• It fires some eye lasers, but being immobile means you can easily dodge.
• It starts yammering about "the ancients", but you point out that's the wrong game.
• It tries to headbutt you, but it's still half buried, so that doesn't work so well.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain chips.

Unspecified XP

You got an item: guardian statue's eye (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: guardian statue's eye (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: stone nose (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Inner Cyberspace
  

References

• Refers to the Moai, the statues on Easter Island.