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extra-large box of Villaintine's cards
Plural: extra boxes of extra-large boxes of villaintines
Just in time for that greeting card company holiday that everyone claims to hate but always celebrates (no, not Sweetest's Day!), it's your very own box of villaintines!

Yes, villaintines, those cute little cards that you give out to people you're sweet on (or to everybody if you had one of those teachers), complete with plenty of hearts, cartoon characters, and horrible puns. Since this is the bestest box ever, everyone will want to be your friend. They might even give you things in exchange!

February 2013 Item of the Month

Accessory
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+20% item drops
Villains find you +10% faster
Limitless supply of villaintines (1/combat)

The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during February of 2013.
  

When equipped grants a 1 time combat skill, Deliver Villaintine (5 PP). When used, it adds X foe toughness with the message:

You pause fighting to give <foe> one of your precious villaintines. They swell with confidence and their heart grows three sizes... which unfortunately results in a comparable increase in power.

during Villaintine's Day, this message is replaced by:

You pause fighting to give <foe> one of your precious villaintines. It is Villaintine's Day, after all!

• Sometimes you get one of the following in addition to the previous message:

9.8 ± 1.1% of the time you get:

Oh, and there's another villaintine stuck to the bottom of this one. You pocket it for later.
You got an item: funny little villaintine

or, on Villaintine's Day:

It turns out they're just not ready for a serious nemesis yet. They hand your villaintine right back. Ouch.
You got an item: funny little villaintine

if the foe is a villain you'll always get the item with this message:

You pocket the other villaintine you'd pulled out. You know, the one with <foe> on the inside, talking about stealing your heart. That'd just be awkward.
You got an item: funny little villaintine

• When attempting to use the skill a second time in the combat:

You gave this person a villaintine like, ten seconds ago. C'mon, these are supposed to be from the heart.

Notes

• X has a maximum of 10.
• When bought: You get more Villaintine's Day cards than any other kid at school! Granted, you just handed over 10 silver stars, but it's the thought that counts.