Difference between revisions of "Dated candy"

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dated candy
Plural: dated candies
Long before that gum you like came into style the first time, this candy was handed out by paleolithic grandparents to their disinterested descendants. It dates to the narrow window between when sugary foods were discovered and when it was discovered they could be delicious.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 10
Contains sugar (2)

Exchange at The Strange Eon Store for 3 eon points

You eat the candy as a purely anthropological experience and are still disappointed. Well, across the gulf of millions of years, you now know how their grandchildren felt now.

Bedtime: +22-26 minutes

Using multiple:
You eat root of all candy, then keep trying it because you're sure it became a good idea at some point. Eventually you realize the good idea inspired by this overwhelming desire to find other kinds of candy.

Bedtime: +some minutes