Difference between revisions of "Pre-coffee"

Revision as of 11:39, 27 December 2014

pre-coffee
Plural: handfuls of pre-coffee
From the think tank that brought you the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide and the nearly impossible-to-detect "perpetually invisible ink," you can now get pre-coffee. Caffeine in its natural form. A cuppa joe, without the cup. Lightweight, transportable, so fast it puts the word "instant" to shame because it doesn't actually take any time at all; it's already there!

In other words: yeah, it's a handful of coffee beans. It's a light roast of a particularly strong varietal, for what it's worth.

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Contains caffeine (3)

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You munch on the pre-coffee. It needs a chocolate coating. Or some hot water. Possibly both.

Bedtime: +55-65 minutes

Using multiple:
You munch on the handfuls of pre-coffee. It needs a chocolate. Or water. What it definitely doesn't need, is water for chocolate.

• Can be catalyzed into postprecoffee.

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References

• The description refers to the dihydrogen monoxide hoax.
• The multiuse message refers to the novel (and later film) Like Water for Chocolate.