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festive coffee bonsai
Plural: festive coffee bonsai
Most bonsai trees are intended to help calm your mind as you care for it. This has a bit of the opposite effect, as it's actually a miniature coffee bush.

Yup, whenever you do your daily bonsai maintenance, you'll get a few coffee berries with it. Normally that wouldn't be enough to do anything, but hopefully they'll be supercharged with holiday cheer or "cone power" or something.

Anyway, as long as you don't overharvest, you'll have coffee all year round.

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Was given to each player by Kinak as a gift for Christmas 2014. The message said:

Ho ho ho! If there's one thing that the world needs now it's love, sweet love.

But just below that is more coffee. Seriously, you can never have enough coffee.

Merry Christmas!
Kinak

Included item: festive coffee bonsai (quantity 1)

• Gadgeteer

You roast and grind a small amount of coffee, then decide forcing steam through it would be way more hard core than just dripping hot water. You enjoy your frothy new invention.

Bedtime: +?-14-? minutes

• Elemental

You conjure up a tiny windstorm to knock loose your windfall berries, a tiny firestorm to roast them, and a cup of water to brew them in. Mmmmm elementally delicious.

Bedtime: +? minutes

• Psion

You absorb the caffeine from the berries directly with your mind, saving you time to sculpt your bonsai with telekinesis.

Bedtime: +?-13-? minutes

• Naturalist

You coax the tree to produce a few extra berries, then eat them whole, like the mighty civet.

Bedtime: +?-15-? minutes