Difference between revisions of "ZOM-I the pretender"

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I, pretender. You, target

You are fighting I, pretender. You, target.

It turns out, with sufficiently advanced cybernetics, "the queen is dead, long live the queen" might have a totally different meaning than the one you're used to.

However, ZOM-I doesn't seem particularly interested in discussing the finer points of succession law... as long as it's not gavelkind. Screw gavelkind.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He calls you an unclean heretic, and tries to cleanse you. (fire) damage
He pretends to be your sidekick and uses the distraction to attack!
He imposters you right in the head. In this case, "imposter" is slang for "kicks".

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He tries to cleanse you with fire, but you point out that you took a shower earlier.
He pretends to be your companion, but he picks the dummy.
He imposters you right in the head, but since that doesn't mean anything, you're okay.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: triggered blowtorch (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: boxing glove gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM crown (Unspecified Drop rate)