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|hit1=He runs into you like a mailbox after a big snowstorm. | |hit1=He runs into you like a mailbox after a big snowstorm. | ||
|hit2=He hits you with a fancy imported plough. It hurts just as much as the local ones, though. | |||
|hit3=He plows into you. Yeah, you probably should have seen that coming. | |||
|miss1=He tries to run you over, but you remember what these jerks did to your mailbox last snowday. | |miss1=He tries to run you over, but you remember what these jerks did to your mailbox last snowday. | ||
|miss2=He stops fighting for a moment to show off his fancy new imported plough. | |miss2=He stops fighting for a moment to show off his fancy new imported plough. | ||
|miss3=He tries to plow into you, but you saw it coming a mile away. | |||
|pronoun=He | |pronoun=He | ||
|chips=15-29 | |chips=15-29 | ||
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* The description contains references to the "{{wikipedia|Mr. Plow}}" episode of ''{{wikipedia|The Simpsons}}''. | * The description contains references to the "{{wikipedia|Mr. Plow}}" episode of ''{{wikipedia|The Simpsons}}''. | ||
** In the episode, Homer Simpson wore a jacket with a plow on it. | ** In the episode, Homer Simpson wore a jacket with a plow on it. | ||
** Also, Barney Gumble and Linda Ronstadt sang a song in which they said Mr. Plow "is a boozer" | ** Also, Barney Gumble and Linda Ronstadt sang a song in which they said Mr. Plow "is a boozer", or in the Spanish version of that song, "es un borracho". | ||
Revision as of 03:49, 12 May 2016
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You are fighting a trashed plowman.
You've heard a rumor that Mr. Plow "es un borracho" so you expected the guy with the plow on his jacket to be drunk. What you didn't expect was he'd be such a mean drunk.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He runs into you like a mailbox after a big snowstorm.
- He hits you with a fancy imported plough. It hurts just as much as the local ones, though.
- He plows into you. Yeah, you probably should have seen that coming.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to run you over, but you remember what these jerks did to your mailbox last snowday.
- He stops fighting for a moment to show off his fancy new imported plough.
- He tries to plow into you, but you saw it coming a mile away.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 15-29 chips.
You gain 19 experience.
You got an item: brass knuckles 
(20.2 ± 1.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to fire damage.
Locations
References
- The description contains references to the "Mr. Plow" episode of The Simpsons.
- In the episode, Homer Simpson wore a jacket with a plow on it.
- Also, Barney Gumble and Linda Ronstadt sang a song in which they said Mr. Plow "is a boozer", or in the Spanish version of that song, "es un borracho".