Difference between revisions of "User:Sanjuro"

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Hi, Sanjuro here. This page is for whatever.

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• Purchasing lucky seven shooter:

You're able to pick up a lucky seven shooter for only 10 silver stars. You feel like a lucky punk.

• Purchasing spooky pumpkin mask:

You're able to get a spooky mask for just 10 silver stars. Now you're ready to Halloween in style.

• Purchasing leaf blower:

This place has a reputation for pretty good deals, but 10 silver stars for a leafblower is pretty good, even ignoring the whole history of heroism.

• Purchasing gingerbread shield:

You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, but the gingerbread price is outrageous. It's a good thing you have 10 silver stars instead.

• Plural of rose dice cream cake:

rose dice cream cakes

• Purchasing Father Time's scythe:

It's a new year, which means time for a sale on the new model of scythes! Seriously, only 10 silver stars?

• Purchasing 2020 hindsight glasses:

You knew you'd regret not having given the shopkeeper 10 silver stars for those glasses, so you beat the rush.

• Purchasing marching baton:

You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and receive the weighty responsibilities of Major Drum, or at least a drum major.

• Purchasing Death's dark feather:

You channel every fan that thinks you need a dark and edgy reboot, give your best growl, and buy the feather for 5 silver stars.

• Purchasing Eldritch's arcanf annulus:

Unimaginable arcane blessings tumble downward from the stars themselves... specifically from the 5 silver stars you paid the shopkeeper.

• Purchasing Sweeper's curled rock:

Technically, purchasing the curled rock requires 5 silver stars and affirming you watch curling all the time, but the shopkeeper is willing the waive the last part.

• Purchasing Favorite's untouchable apple:

You pass the teacher... er, shopkeeper 5 silver stars and thus is the title of Favorite passed to you.

• Purchasing Nunya business suit:

You manage to get a genuine Nunya suit for only 10 silver stars! Now you're in business!