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• Purchasing lucky seven shooter:

You're able to pick up a lucky seven shooter for only 10 silver stars. You feel like a lucky punk.

• Purchasing spooky pumpkin mask:

You're able to get a spooky mask for just 10 silver stars. Now you're ready to Halloween in style.

• Purchasing leaf blower:

This place has a reputation for pretty good deals, but 10 silver stars for a leafblower is pretty good, even ignoring the whole history of heroism.

• Purchasing gingerbread shield:

You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, but the gingerbread price is outrageous. It's a good thing you have 10 silver stars instead.

• Plural of rose dice cream cake:

rose dice cream cakes

• Purchasing Father Time's scythe:

It's a new year, which means time for a sale on the new model of scythes! Seriously, only 10 silver stars?

• Purchasing 2020 hindsight glasses:

You knew you'd regret not having given the shopkeeper 10 silver stars for those glasses, so you beat the rush.

• Purchasing marching baton:

You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and receive the weighty responsibilities of Major Drum, or at least a drum major.

• Purchasing Death's dark feather:

You channel every fan that thinks you need a dark and edgy reboot, give your best growl, and buy the feather for 5 silver stars.

• Purchasing Eldritch's arcanf annulus:

Unimaginable arcane blessings tumble downward from the stars themselves... specifically from the 5 silver stars you paid the shopkeeper.

• Purchasing Sweeper's curled rock:

Technically, purchasing the curled rock requires 5 silver stars and affirming you watch curling all the time, but the shopkeeper is willing the waive the last part.

• Purchasing Favorite's untouchable apple:

You pass the teacher... er, shopkeeper 5 silver stars and thus is the title of Favorite passed to you.

• Purchasing Nunya business suit:

You manage to get a genuine Nunya suit for only 10 silver stars! Now you're in business!

• Purchasing mayday bell:

You hand over 10 silver stars and the shopkeeper rings a bell. His assistant brings out another, much cooler, bell to give to you.

• Purchasing spotter monociar:

You hand over 10 silver stars and he points out he's already given you the monocular. Okay, maybe you do need a little help.

• • Using spotter monocular:

Your sidekick tries out all the functions on the binoculars: rangefinding, itemfinding, perspectivefinding, weightfinding, and even gainzfinding. They're ready to spot everything.

Your sidekick learns a role: Spotter.

• Purchasing Jewel Eye:

It seems like the Jewel Eye should cost more than 10 silver stars, but even heroes need to jump on a bargain when they see one.

• Purchasing melting wax pants:

It would seem like 10 silver stars is a steal for some genuine wax pants, but shipping in August means things always go a little... melty.

• Purchasing the Septagon:

You purchase the Septagon for 10 silver stars. Man, you can't wait to get back home to stare at this bad boy.

• Purchasing costume trunk:

You hand the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and he disappears upstairs. A few minutes later, he comes back with a box full of Halloween cheer!

• • Using costume trunk:

Your sidekick's eyes glitter with the costume opportunities.

Your sidekick learns a role: Cosplayer.

• Purchasing Beeknee helicopter beanie:

You hand the shopkeeper 10 silver stars. Weeks later he returns with a helicopter beanie and a box. A box!

• Purchasing muffling muffler:

Ten silver stars gets you the thickest muffler that has ever been created in Twilight.

• Purchasing calendar-a-day calendar:

You buy ten months of calendars for a silver star each and the shopkeeper throws in the other two months for free.

• • Using calendar-a-day-calendar:

With enviable restraint, your sidekick checks out the first page of the calendar.

Your sidekick learns a role: Calendarmonger.

• Purchasing Radiant's Rainbow:

For 5 silver stars, the shopkeeper breaks out the prism and some glitter, summoning the full power of Radiant down onto his craft project.

• Purchasing Luxuriant's Cat:

For 5 silver stars, the shopkeeper lets you adopt the cutest technicolor kitten art. You can feel the adorable scorn.

• Purchasing Brilliant's Unicorn:

You buy a stunningly realistic piece of unicorn glitter art for 5 silver stars. Thankfully it's not an actual unicorn, because you're pretty sure those are endangered.

• Purchasing Pleasant's Smile:

You slip the shopkeeper 5 silver stars and he gives you a smile. Well, the button is smiling. He's as blank-faced as ever.

• Purchasing The Champion's belt:

You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars to set up a title fight and elbow drop the reigning champion into next year. The crowd goes wild!

• Purchasing March hair:

For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper would butter his own hair, but luckily there's some vintage straw in the back he can sell instead.

• Purchasing wizard wagon:

For 10 silver stars, you get a vintage car with the best paint job in the history of paint jobs. It's got a wizard on the side and everything!

• Purchasing JBH starter kit:

For 10 silver stars, you get the whole Jukebox Hero kit, complete with Jukebox and a bunch of weird metal chips to put it in, but the fine print says you need to provide your own hero.

• • Using JBH starter kit:

Your sidekick sets up the jukebox and pretty soon can't help but start singing along to the collection of oldies, royalty-free songs, and inexplicably good selection of punk music.

Your sidekick learns a role: Jukebox Singer.

• Plural of fudge ripple dice cream cake:

fudge ripple dice cream cakes

• Purchasing Pants of Liberty:

For 10 silver stars, you get a little piece of history: the Pants of Liberty. Thankfully, the shopkeep hadn't been wearing them in the meantime.

• Purchasing Golden Gust crown:

For 10 silver stars, you get a golden crown! Such a good deal! The shopkeeper tries to fill you in on its backstory, but it's very shiny.

• Puchasing the Adder:

For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper adds something to your inventory! It sounds pretty generic, but really he's just showing off the Adder.

• Purchasing all day planner:

For 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper sneaks you a day planner. Wait, why is it already full of stuff to do?

• Purchasing love-crafted holiday sweater:

For only 10 silver stars, the lovingly-crafted sweater is passed on to you. It's less regifting and more that that sweater chooses the wearer.

• Purchasing sequel shotgun:

For just 10 silver stars, the shopkeeper listens to your pitch. He seems impressed enough by your ideas of a superhero constantly going back to correct the mistakes of the past that he gives you an ancient studio heirloom.

• Purchasing plush liver d'amour:

When you go into a mysterious shop and spend 10 silver stars for a new liver, you're really glad everyone's on the same page with you getting a huggable plush.

• Purchasing wand of dimes:

You're not quite sure how being magical affects exchange rates, but ten silver stars gets you some extremely magical dimes.

• Purchasing heavy metal music box:

You trade 10 silver stars for a music box that, knowing shops like this, is probably cursed. That might explain the "explicit lyrics" sticker.

• Purchasing June buggy:

You hand over your stars to the shopkeeper and he gives you the keys to a brand new car! Actually, it looks more like it's from the 70s, but it's still surprising he'd part with it for just 10 silver stars.

• Purchasing cursed tiki statue:

You buy a cursed statuette for 10 silver stars. Turns out there's no devilish twist when the only reason you're buying something is because it's cursed.

• Plural of genuine lookalike World Series 2020 ring:

genuine lookalike World Series 2020 rings