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|image=a-squid-bot.jpg | |image=a-squid-bot.jpg | ||
|fumpro=It | |fumpro=It | ||
| | |nsdhit1=Your opponent attacks ... Having already faced down hordes of mutant squidopi, you apply your patented tentacle-tying technique. Unfortunately, you forget to account for the squid's tenth tentacle, which squeezes you painfully. It hits you for | ||
|nsdhit2=Your opponent attacks ... It's been said that there's a sucker born every minute, which this squid aptly demonstrates by applying hundreds of them to your tender flesh. It hits you for | |||
|nsdhit3=Your opponent attacks ... The ten-tentacled terror of Twilight traps your tibia and tears your tendons. Terribly. It hits you for | |||
|sdhit=X | |sdhit=X | ||
|crit=X | |crit=X | ||