Cat burglar

Cat burglar

You are fighting a Cat burglar.

You catch a cat burglar in the act of burglarizing a cat. Uh, I mean a business. He hisses and comes at you with claws extended. Metaphorical claws, that is.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She plays cat and mouse with you, but you quickly claim "cat!" and as the mouse she has to scamper away.
• You distract her by pouring some milk in a saucer.
• The cat burglar hisses and bares her fangs. You growl in return, and it turns into a five-minute standoff where you both make a lot of noise but don't really do anything.a

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 54-92 chips.

You gain 49-50 experience.

You got an item: metaphoric claws (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: pocket van de graf generator (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: trylon strap (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• The streets of downtown Twilight