Cement Brunette

Cement Brunette

You are fighting Cement Brunette.

You can run, run, run, you can dance along the edge, or you can go free where the roses grow, but everybody knows there's no escaping this foul-tempered band in the midst of a musical clash.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You're caught off guard, and your opponent acts first. Your opponent attacks ... They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 14-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: bandolier (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon (Unspecified Drop rate)