Armored warrior

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armored warrior

You are fighting an armored warrior.

You face a woman dressed in strange metal armor, apparently made from an alloy or alloys that you don't recognize. The look in her eyes says "don't mess with me" and the gun in her hand says "oh, and prepare to be messed with."
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She lobs a jar at you. It explodes at your feet, spraying you with shrapnel and some sort of burning jelly. Not the kind of jelly you'd use in a sandwich. (fire) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She lobs a jar at you, but you catch it and lob it back. This continues for a couple of rounds until she gives up and puts the jar away again.
Her needle gun jams. While she's trying to get it unstuck, it catches on a piece of her outfit and rips it, so then she has to take a needle from the gun to patch the rip back up.
The armored warrior pulls out a rubber bladder and squirts some acid at you. The bladder makes a strange biological sound, embarrassing both of you, and the acid misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 76-98 chips.

You gain 95 experience.

You got an item: needler (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: xentrium breastplate (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: trylon tights (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: IQ120 (Unspecified Drop rate)