Casino security guard

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casino security guard

You are fighting a casino security guard.

This is a casino security guard. Sadly, he appears to be much more competent than the bumbling security guards you see on TV.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The guard gives you the short end of the stick. As usual, it's upsetting enough that you want to go home and write about it in your blog.
He thwacks you with his club. Twice. Hey, that's not funny at all!

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He drops his baton and has to scramble backwards because he has nothing with which to hit you. I mean, to hit you with.
This particular security guard is one of those "gaudy recruits" who looks flashy but, like a "rusty car guide," still has a thing or two to learn. You teach him a couple of those things, "ye drastic guru" by dodging all his attacks.
He swings his club at you, but it's a short stick and just barely misses you.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 34-50 chips.

You gain 40-60 experience.

You got an item: cup of coffee (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: peacekeeping baton (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: short end of the stick (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Snackers candy bar‎ (Unspecified Drop rate)