Bard
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| The Bard |
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You are fighting The Bard.
You elect to keep reading. The shouting swiftly grows louder, as a man charges out of the booth and down a ramp to the stage.
The Bard stands before you, dressed in tights and a floofy shirt with a silly puffy thing around the throat. There's a mad gleam in his eye, though, and a rather nasty-looking giant quill pen the size of a spear in his hand. Probably should have mentioned that first, actually.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 244-321 chips.
You gain 120 experience.
You got an item: gold coin 
(Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
References
- The picture is a portrait of William Shakespeare.
