Atomic wedge
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atomic wedge
Plural: atomic wedges
This is a small, unexceptional wedge of some king of rubbery foam. On the back there's a little handle, and a single button that says "Target." You're not really sure what that means, nor do you understand the little atomic symbol painted onto the front of the wedge. You hope it's not nuclear powered and bombarding you with radiation, though.
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Combat Usable
How Obtained
- Using Marty Crouch's magic chest (0-11)
You give <player> a wedgie so powerful it's not just atomic, it's subatomic. Wait, that means small. What's the opposite of that? Evil. That's what it is. You buff <player> with Walking Funny.
- Effect is given for 30 minutes
Trying to send it to yourself:
You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?
Using multiple: Unspecified
You activate the atomic wedge, which zips over to your opponent and jams into them in a particularly painful fashion, delivering X damage. You can tell they're not going to be moving very quickly in the near future, neither while trying to hit nor while trying to dodge.
References
- An Atomic wedgie entails hoisting the rear waistband of the receiver's underwear up and over their head.
