Cat burglar
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| Cat burglar |
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You are fighting a Cat burglar.
You catch a cat burglar in the act of burglarizing a cat. Uh, I mean a business. He hisses and comes at you with claws extended. Metaphorical claws, that is.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The cat burglar reaches into a sack and pulls out a cat that she must have just burgled. She hurls the frightened cat at you, and it hits you in the face.
- She plays cat and mouse with you. The game ends when she pounces on you and sinks her teeth into your flesh.
- She waits calmly until you let your guard down, then fiercely attacks your feet.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She plays cat and mouse with you, but you quickly claim "cat!" and as the mouse she has to scamper away.
- You distract her by pouring some milk in a saucer.
- The cat burglar hisses and bares her fangs. You growl in return, and it turns into a five-minute standoff where you both make a lot of noise but don't really do anything.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 54-92 chips.
You gain 49-50 experience.
You got an item: metaphoric claws 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: pocket van de graf generator 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: trylon strap 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
