English tourist
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| English tourist |
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You are fighting an English tourist.
This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 56-92 chips.
You gain 55 experience.
You got an item: bowler 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Bag of PG Tips 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The image of this foe/combat encounter is rather ana-, I mean, metachronistic for our time period (but probably fits in to what American audiences want).
- Additionally, this foe's costume seems a bit out of place given that the description implies that he tends to be from one of the football hooligan subcultures in existence.
