Squid bot

squid bot

You are fighting squid bot.

This robotic version looks less like a real squid and more like some sort of plush (well, not plush, per se, as that doesn't work well under water--but toy-ified isn't a word, either) version of a squid. When you get closer, the bank of torpedoes stacked in its torso and the laser beak belie a greater danger.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Having already faced down hordes of mutant squidopi, you apply your patented tentacle-tying technique. Unfortunately, you forget to account for the squid's tenth tentacle, which squeezes you painfully.
• It's been said that there's a sucker born every minute, which this squid aptly demonstrates by applying hundreds of them to your tender flesh.
• The ten-tentacled terror of Twilight traps your tibia and tears your tendons. Terribly.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• A passing robotic kraken temporarily scares off the robotic squid. You try to give chase to the kraken to see if it is carrying a robotic eye of the robotic depths, but the squid catches up with you and insists you continue the fight.
• The squid bot tries to auction up some pain, but you bid squat and it goes undelivered.
• You dart back rapidly, and the squid gives chase. Because it has to swim backwards, it misses you and glides harmlessly by.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (scales by stats) experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cybertronium (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: strut bar (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Quadrant Delta-Delta-Delta Force
  

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

==References==

• The first miss messages is a reference to one of the ultra rare talismans in the game (and the foe that drops it), as well as the fact that one activity most players are engaged in is the search for ultra rare talismans.