Rank bun
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rank bun
Plural: rank buns
This is a nasty, soggy, moldy, and highly malodorous sandwich, out of which the insides have fallen. So basically it's just bread, if you can even call it that. It's also cotton to the roar. Or, rather, rotten to the core.
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 5
Usable
Combat Usable
How Obtained
When Used
You take a look at the rank bun you've been carrying around in a small sack, and sniff in disgust. "Man, this dough's gotta go!" you say. An opportunistic passerby overhears you and shouts "I'll trade you!." He grabs the bag and throws a few chips your way, apparently thinking that's he's stealing a sack full of money. Normally you'd give chase and beat him down, but you figure he's gonna get a good lesson for this one. Now you've got cash, and you didn't even have to make a bank run.
You gain 10-20 chips.
Using multiple: Unspecified
You grab the most convenient item you can find and hurl it at the opponent. Turns out you grabbed the rank bun, and it splats directly into your opponent's face. Your opponent is badly disgusted, to the tune of ?-5-6-? damage, and has to tend a spurn cleaning up the jowl funk.
Notes
- Stuns for one round
References
- "Rank bun" is a toonerism on the sperm...er, a spoonerism on the term "bank run", the act of withdrawing deposits from a bank en masse (although the reference to it is extremely weak here).
