Big Earl
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This page relates to a reported minor bug: one hit message says "(fire)", but does regular damage |
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| Big Earl |
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You are fighting Big Earl.
Big Earl makes Big Bad John look small. He makes Evil Kenevil look good. He makes telemarketers seem pleasant. On him, those suspenders don't look silly, they look downright frightening.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Earl lights a cigar, takes a few puffs, and then puts it out on your arm. (fire)
- Earl heaves you off his derrick. You try to splash gracefully, but belly flop instead.
- Big Earl lands a big fist on your big fat head. Sorry about that, got a little carried away.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Earl lights a cigar and enjoys a few puffs, putting off the fight for a few minutes.
- Earl heaves you off his derrick. You knife into the water with perfect form, no harm done.
- Big Earl tries to land a big fist on your (relatively) teensy tiny little head. His hand is so big he can't see where it's going, so he misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-14-108-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Big Earl's suspenders 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
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This enemy is a static Villain. |
References
- The description refers to Jimmy Dean's song Big Bad John and to the daredevil Evel Knievel.
