Shall We Play A Game? (A.R.F.)
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You hand in one of your free passes and climb into the VR device.
The VR world appears before your eyes, with the glowing letters A.R.F. hovering above a grassy field, with one lone tree breaking the expanse of green. An obnoxiously cute little puppy trots over the crest of the hill and barks at you, letting out a little "Arf!" and wagging its tail enthusiastically. A disembodied computerized voice speaks into your ear, "Shall we play a game?" Below the A.R.F. title, the words "yes" and "no" appear. Figuring it would be a waste of time to pick anything else, you say "yes." The game responds by displaying the word "loading." Then there's a pause, a clicking sound, and a burst of visual and audio static. The entire world flickers and goes dark. In the emptiness a grainy orange cursor appears, printing out the words:
The operating system has encountered the following error: operation completed successfully.
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Error on port 413.
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Kernel panic. You look for the "Calm down, man, take it easy" key, but can't find one.
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Warp core dump. Warp core? Funny, you didn't know you were flying the Enterprise.
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Cannot happen has happened.
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Guru meditation: [f6fq]
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Guru meditation: [f2axd8]
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An error occurred because an error occurred.
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Guru meditation: [f2dxf2t]
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Guru meditation: [f4jerzmf]
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Error on port 953.
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Guru meditation: [f40x]
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Guru meditation: [f219x]
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Error of type 31.
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You should never see this. You're not supposed to be here.
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Guru meditation: [f8sfi8ah]
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Guru meditation: [f1rv]
That is followed by: Abort, Retry, Fail?
Nothing else happens. Seems you're going to have to pick one of them.
| Abort |
| Retry |
| Fail |
Results
If you chose Abort:
Cycles through the following:
If you chose Retry:
Class dependent:
- Retry, Retry Again (Elemental)
- Retry, Retry Again (Gadgeteer)
- Retry, Retry Again (Naturalist)
- Retry, Retry Again (Psion)
If you chose Fail:
