No carrier

no carrier

You are fighting a no carrier.

It might be a battleship, it might be a cruiser. One thing's for sure, that's no carrier.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• While you're busy facing off against the no carrier, its companion submarine surfaces and torpedoes you. (fire) damage
• Unwisely you mock the "no carrier" meme, and the entire slashdot crowd mods you -1, Curmudgeon. (psychic) damage
• The no carrier briefly pulls the plug between you and the computer system. Unlike being in the Matrix, it doesn't kill you. It just hurts a lot. (electric) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
Unspecified Message

• As it prepares to attack, you quickly call out F1 through F5 and sink its battleship! It has to retreat and gather more support.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified XP

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• There's a Blog.Org for This
  

Notes

• Occurs when you choose "telnet" or "ftp" on There's a Blog.Org for This.

References

• The third hit message refers to the movie The Matrix.
• The third miss message refers to the game Battleship.