Solicitor Calmar

Solicitor Calmar

You are fighting Solicitor Calmar.

This ten-armed lawyer used to be one of the great hopes of Twilight government, until he lost his wife in a tragic legal accident, and now he trolls the seas doing whatever a French lawyer squid can do.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Calmar lures you into his tentacles and you don't realize it's a trap until it's too late.
Calmar solicits you to take the next hit. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You try to lodge an objection to the beating Calmar is dishing out, but the judge can't hear you underwater.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Calmar tries to catch you in his tentacles, but you realize it's a trap.
Before Calmar can act, you hang up a "No Soliciting" sign. He sighs, bubbles rising towards the surface, and goes to come up with a new plan.
Calmar tries to slap you with his tentacles, but you shout "OBJECTION!" Thankfully, the objection is sustained.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-59-123-? chips.