Loll cat

loll cat

You are fighting a loll cat.

This is a loll cat. It just lazily lolls around all day long, waiting for some tasty morsel to come strolling in to be eaten, just like you just -- hey, that's not funny!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The cat rides its invisible bicycle right over you.
• The cat can haz claws in you.
• The cat hangs in their, unfortunately on your head.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The cat tries to ride its invisible bicycle over you, but you fly off in your invisible jet.
• The cat considers clawing you, but ends up with a cheezburger instead.
• The cat hangs in their, thankfully far away from you.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 200 experience.

You got an item: cosmic crystals (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cosmic crystals (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cosmic crystals (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cosmic crystals (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cosmic crystals (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to psychic damage.

Locations

• Mouths of Darkness Cave
  

Notes

• One time adventure.
• Occurs as the fifth and final adventure in one of the 12 "clock" caves.

References

• i haz a lolcat refrnce.
• The first miss message refers to Wonder Woman's invisible jet.