Lloigor

lloigor

You are fighting a lloigor.

You sense a presence blocking you. A wave of depression and despair washes over you as the space in front of you shimmers, and a massive reptilian creature appears. Sort of appears. It's kind of translucent, ya know? Anyway, the sorta clear dragon-looking thing has decided to attack you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It becomes a little more solid looking and it bites you painfully. Just like how biting into Halloween candy and finding out it's a rock would hurt.
• It glances at you and in your head it feels like a giant hand is crushing you. Like the way Charlie Brown's heart is crushed when he never gets a valentine from that red-headed girl. (psychic) damage
• Waves of psychic anguish wash over you, causing no small amount of agony. It's like watching Charlie Brown miss the football over and over again, for all eternity. (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• It becomes a little more solid, giving you a chance poke it in the eyes. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
• It glances at you. You glance back. That was less harrowing than you expected.
• Waves of psychic anguish wash over you, but like a psychic duck, it just rolls off your back.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 555 experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to psychic damage.

Locations

• The Depths of Space
  

References

• Lloigor are a fictional race in the Cthulhu Mythos.
• All three hit messages refer to Charlie Brown comics.
• The third miss message refers to the saying like water off a duck's back, meaning Without immediate or lasting effects.
• the first miss message refers to The Three Stooges.