Processor

Processor

You are fighting the Processor.

In many ways, the Processor is the brain of the computer. This one even has a bunch of neon-clad minions who worship it like a god.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Your talk of "users" has you branded a blasphemer, but all the minions are off on break, so they don't notice.
• The Processor sends out a wave of pure mental energy, filling you with life-affirming warm fuzzies.
• It puts you through "The Process", but it's really more of a make over, so now you look fabulous.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified XP

You got an item: processor pin (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Inner Cyberspace