Mouse

Mouse

You are fighting the Mouse.

This is a small mammal from the Rodentia order with a furry body and a long, hairless tail. She has a pointed snout and cute little ears. She does not have a hamster sidekick.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Mouse advises you to stay frosty, then hoses you down with the contents of your computer's cooling system. Cold... very cold. (ice) damage
• The Mouse whips out a katana and slashes you. Wait, katana?
• The Mouse focuses a laser on you. Gah! (fire) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The Mouse advises you to stay frosty. That's pretty good advice, temperatures can get pretty high in here.
• The Mouse tells you that "nobody double-crosses the Mouse!" You stop for a moment and explain that attacking from the front is, at most, single-crossing. She seems satisfied with your answer.
• The Mouse pulls out a laser and, missing you, cuts a little symbol in the nearest circuit board instead.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (?, cap 300) experience.

You got an item: mouse's fang (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Inner Cyberspace
  

Notes

• At the end of every turn (even if it is stunned), one of the following messages appear the normal attack:
  • The Mouse clears it's throat loudly and sings a couple scales as warm-up.
  • The Mouse bares its teeth at you threateningly. At least the bear isn't mousing it's teeth at you. That's just confusing.
• After at least two turn, the Mouse deals a large amount of damage with the following message after the normal attack:
  • The Mouse rears up on its hind legs and roars loudly enough to deal X (sonic) damage.
• Using Trample of the Rhino resets the timer, and gives the following message:
  • Unlike elephants, rhinoceri... rhinoceruses aren't afraid of mice, so you channel the spirit of the rhinoceros and charge her, throwing her off balance.