A.P.C.
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You are fighting an A.P.C..
This is an A.P.C. That probably stands for armored personnel carrier, but I suppose it could also be Any Prized Chocolate or Anti-Perambulatory Contraption. You never know with the army.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The APC releases its amassed power capacitance. You try to point out that power isn't what's stored in a capacitor at all, but it's hard to hold a coherent conversation with a military vehicle while you're being electrified. (electric) damage
- The APC opens up with its anti-personnel cannon.
- The APC demonstrates that all pistons crush.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The APC discharges quite a bit of capacitance, but you turn it aside with nothing but your amazing personal charm and a lightning rod.
- The APC opens up with its canon, but you can't imagine the protagonist ending up with any particular character.
- The APC tries to crush you with its pistons, but you duck inside Al's personal cabinet. The cabinet doesn't make it, but you're okay.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 72 experience.
You got an item: titanium plating 
(12 ± 2.4%)
You got an item: transformer 
(25.7 ± 3.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
References
- This enemy and its description pokes fun at TLA's and the fact that most modern military slang revolves around abbreviations which are not generally understood by civilians.
