Road-enraged bike courier

road-enraged bike courier

You are fighting a road-enraged bike courier.

Right in front of you a bike courier cuts off a car and nearly has an accident. At the last second the bicyclist veers away and comes to a stop directly in front of you. "You're in my way," she growls, and in a fit of irrationality charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 6-10 chips.

You gain 5 experience.

You got an item: bike helmet (20 ± 16%)
You got an item: bicycle (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: biker boots (12 ± 13%)
You got an item: gears (20 ± 16%)