English tourist

English tourist

You are fighting an English tourist.

This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The tourist attempts to explain how you insulted his FC, but when you ask what an FC is, he just breaks down in tears.
• The tourist calls for his buddies, but the rest of the tour group seems to have wandered off.
• He offers you a cuppa. It seems even in the middle of a fight, he remains quite the gentleman.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 53-88 chips.

You gain 54 experience.

You got an item: bag of PG Tips (22.2 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: bowler (15.7 ± 2.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to electric damage.
50% resistant to sonic damage.

Locations

• The streets of downtown Twilight
  

References

• The foe's image is based on English actor John Cleese.