The Hemisesquicentennial Man

The Hemisesquicentennial Man

You are fighting The Hemisesquicentennial Man.

This seventy-five-year-old positronic robot is doing his best to become human. What that means for him is learning how to lie, cheat, and steal ... all of which he's picked up with surprising efficiency.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-54-123-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: overclocking chip (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• A renegade robot hive
  

Notes

• This foe is not really a robot.

This enemy is a static Villain.

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

• Refers to Isaac Asimov's novella The Bicentennial Man which is about the two hundred anniversary of a robot. Hemisesquicentennial is the 75th anniversary.
• The image is of a robot from the movie I, Robot, which was based on elements from Isaac Asimov's stories.