Ghostly bunsen burner

ghostly bunsen burner

You are fighting a ghostly bunsen burner.

This small candle-like device is hooked to a tube that feeds it material to burn... probably bunsens, judging by the name. In any case, the bunsens don't seem at all pleased about being set on fire and would really rather you stop... living.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The burner torches you like creme brulee. (fire) damage
• The ghosts of millions of angry bunsens swarm you, blaming you for their deaths. (psychic) damage
• The bunsen burner does what comes naturally to it, burning you like you're a beaker. (fire) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The burner makes you a delicious-looking creme brulee, then throws it on the floor when you reach for it and laughs at you. Jerk.
• The ghosts of millions of angry bunsens buzz around the burner, blaming it for their deaths.
• The bunsen burner does what comes naturally to it, burning a beaker.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain Scaling experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.

Locations

• Abandoned Chemistry Lab