The Shark

The Shark

You are fighting The Shark.

She's not a pool shark or a cards shark. No, this shark makes her money cheating people at darts, or occasionally that indoor shuffleboard game played on a table. But mostly darts.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She's sort of like William Tell, except she's not Swiss. And instead of an apple, she's aiming at your head.
• She bemoans the fact that, despite being a villain named "The Shark," she doesn't have a pit full of sharks. You'd think she'd be happy with the swarm of piranhas gnawing at your shins.
• She gets several bystanders to bet she can't hit you with a dart, then collects the pool.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She's sort of like William Tell, except she's not Swiss. And instead of an apple, she's actually arcing darts over your head to bullseye across the room. At least she has a good aim.
• She bemoans the fact that, despite being a villain named "The Shark," she doesn't have a pit full of sharks. You're mostly okay with this.
• She misses with a dart to lull you into a false sense of security.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-14-234-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: The Shark's darts (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Cannonball Tavern
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

References

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• The first hit and miss messages refer to William Tell, a Swiss folk hero who was forced to shoot an apple on top of his son's head.