Drunken brawler

drunken brawler

You are fighting a drunken brawler.

This fella is one mean son of a gun. He's drunk, but that's only because there's a four-drink minimum. The real reason he's here is because he likes to pick fights. Like with you. Like right now.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Remember, you can pick your friends, you can pick your fights, but you can't pick your friends' fights. I don't know what that has to do with him punching you, but that's what he's doing.
• He charges you without blinking first. Cheater!
• Although not as dangerous as masters of drunken kung fu, drunken brawlers still pack a mean right hook.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Remember, you can pick your friends, you can pick your fights, but you can't pick your friends' fights. Currently your drunken "friend" is picking a fight with someone else, though, so you have a moment's respite.
• He blinks, then charges at you. Luckily, you counter in time.
• He staggers towards you drunkenly, but you've seen enough kung fu movies to know where this is going.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 15-29 chips.

You gain 19 experience.

You got an item: iron knuckles (20.2 ± 1.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• Cannonball Tavern