Wrecked smasher

wrecked smasher

You are fighting a wrecked smasher.

This obligerated ( = belligerent + obliterated) jerk must be drinking the gamma booze, because he’s just one coat of green paint away from being a primal smashing force. It makes for good TV, but in person it’s pretty annoying.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He doesn't seem to get stronger the angrier he gets, but he does punch you more the angrier he gets.
• His boss calls him to tell him he's getting rebooted again. He gets so angry that he punches where your head happens to be.
• He smashes you. Sometimes you've just gotta stick with what works.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He doesn't seem to get stronger the angrier he gets. He actually just gets sulkier. It isn't really a superpower, but it's why all his friends call him the Incredible Sulk.
• He stops for a moment, trying to remember if he's supposed to be fighting you this reboot.
• He tries to smash you, but you're a knight's knight and he can't touch you. Stupid imbalanced characters.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 15-29 chips.

You gain 19 experience.

You got an item: iron knuckles (20.2 ± 1.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• Cannonball Tavern
  

References

• The description refers to The Incredible Hulk, who gained his powers from a gamma bomb.