Cobbler's daughter

cobbler's daughter

You are fighting a cobbler's daughter.

This shoeless waif looks pretty feral, if not downright cannibalistic. The way she keeps staring at your feet is pretty disquieting.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She makes you into a cobbler, but "superhero" is just never going to hold up to the classic apple. The baking process is just as painful as the disappointment. (fire) damage
She uses her ancestral cobbler's tools to cobble you. You're not sure if she's forgotten what cobbling is about or if you've been wrong all along. damage + (psychic) damage
The cobbler's daughter gnaws on your <equipped shoes> and the feet within.
The cobbler's daughter gnaws on your foot.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She attempts to make you into a cobbler, but you opt out after being sprinkled with flour, sugar, salt, and cinnamon. Cinnamon is too far!
She attempts to use her ancestral tools to cobble you, but can't quite seem to figure out what that is.
The cobbler's daughter gnaws on your <equipped shoes>. You're... pretty sure she's trying to steal them but hasn't quite worked out the details yet.
The cobbler's daughter tries to gnaw on your shoes, but it doesn't really go as she planned.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-124-203-? chips.

You gain 225 experience.

You got an item: needle and thread (24 ± 2.4%)
You got an item: cobbler's tools (0.5 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: cobbler's apple (10 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: cobbler's family photo (10.2 ± 1.7%)