Counsel Harry

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Counsel Harry

You are fighting a Counsel Harry.

This is a consig-, uh, consool-, er, config- ... well, you're not quite sure what that word is. But he gives counsel to the boss and you're pretty sure his name is Harry.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Harry prepares to attack, but gets distracted by a blonde girl trying to order a salad. You wouldn't think that's such a big deal, but trust me, this time it's very distracting.
• He starts telling the story of some city he went to long ago, where he found true love. But he's forgotten which city it was, when he was there, and even who he was in love with at the time, so it's not much of a story. There may have been some basketball in there somewhere, but you've forgotten the details, too.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 40-60 chips.

You gain 49-51 experience.

You got an item: double half large 40px (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: double half large 40px (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Mafia Storeroom
  

References

• The word that "you're not quite sure" about is consigliere. It means a member of a criminal organization or syndicate who serves as an adviser to the leader.
• The image is Billy Crystal, who starred in the films Analyze This and Analyze That, providing psychiatric care and counseling to a mob boss.
• The first miss message refers to the faked orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally that also starred Billy Crystal.
• The second miss message refers to the movie Forget Paris in which Billy Crystal played a basketball referee that finds true love in Paris.