Abe Costello

Abe Costello

You are fighting Abe Costello.

I Don't Know about this third baseman. There's something kind of fishy about him.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You try to talk your way out of the fight, but the 3B says, "I Don't Give a Darn," and the shortstop hits you from behind.
• Naturally, the right fielder, who shouldn't be anywhere near third base, happens to be over here this time to assist with a beatdown.
• He knocks you into Tomorrow with his bat. You have to apologize to the pitcher.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Costello throws a ball to the second baseman, who throws it out to left field. You can't figure out What they're doing, or Why, but it's okay by you.
• Abe calls for the catcher, but he's too slow to get here Today.
• The third baseman asks the center fielder to help, but he says he can't. When asked why, the coach says, "Because, he's busy."

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain Level*2/3 experience.

You got an item: catcher's mask (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart juice (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart bandages (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: leather gloves (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark
  

References

• The image is of Lou Costello. The name "Abe" hints at Bud Abbott, the other half of the pair Abbott and Costello.
• The hit and miss message refer to the Who's on First? comedy routine, made famous by Abbott and Costello.