English tourist
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| English tourist |
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You are fighting an English tourist.
This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 56-92 chips.
You gain 55 experience.
You got an item: bowler 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Bag of PG Tips 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
Notes
- The image of this foe/combat encounter is rather ana-, I mean, metachronistic for our time period (but probably fits in to what American audiences want).
- Additionally, this foe's costume seems a bit out of place given that the description implies that he tends to be from one of the football hooligan subcultures in existence. For more information on this, reading this article published by Leicester University is suggested.
