Aquatic landshark bot
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You are fighting aquatic landshark bot.
These are land sharks that reverse-evolved to return to the ocean. They had to give up the candygram routine millennia ago. Who's heard of water-based candy? (Other than saltwater taffy--does anybody actually like that stuff?)
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- This bot has apparently learned a few tricks from his loanshark relatives, and gouges you mercilessly.
- The shark bites you. Even worse, the remora bots attached to its underside momentarily disconnect to also take a bite of your tenderized hide.
- The shark chomps down on your arm. Yeah, you could say that really bites.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The shark tries to smack you with the lower part of his tail fin, but you high-tail it out of there.
- It bites you, but the last row of teeth just fell out and the next row hasn't lifted into place yet, so it's not so bad.
- The shark charges you, but you hide behind a coral reef.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain (scales by stats) experience.
You got an item: enerbun globule 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cybertronium 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: plasteel plating 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
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This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain. |
References
This monster is a reference to Saturday Night Live's Landshark skit.